The Classics
The Parent Friend – Emma
The Therapist – Ann
The Clown – Tymon
The Golden Retriever – Maddy
The Cat Friend (aloof, but secretly loves you) – Gunnar, he went to DC 🙁
The Chaos Agent – Dawson
The Responsible One – Kinley
The Overthinker – Me
The Adventurer – Gunnar (again, DC)
The Homebody – Me?
Group Chat Personalities
The Meme Dealer – Luca
The Lurker (never replies) – The number we thought was Evan, it wasn’t…
The Typo King – Absolutely 100% Luca
The Voice Memo Person – Me and Gunnar. We do music, okay?!
The Double-Texter – Me. And triple, quadruple, seventeen…
The 2:07am Texter – Gunnar, he never sleeps
The Screenshot Suppliers – Gunnar and Luca
The Group Chat Moderator – Nobody. There is no voice of reason.
The Person Who Only Replies in Emojis – Nobody ONLY replies in emojis, but Gunnar.
The One Who Sends Novels – Me or Luca if he’s voice typing.
School Roles
The One With All the Snacks – Kinley, and I thank you!
The Homework Reminder – Me.
The Cheater’s Ally (whispers answers) – Again, me. With an eyeroll.
The Always Late to Class – Mikka, with amazing excuses as well.
The Lunch Provider – Kinley
The Teacher’s Favorite – I’d like to think me.
The Class Clown – Luca, but maybe less like class clown and more like least favorite, always moved.
The Hallway Runner – We can’t run in the hallways…
The One Who Knows Everyone’s Tea – Ellie
The Sleep-Deprived Zombie – Luca and Gunnar
Social Roles
The Party Starter – Me, duh
The One Who Can’t Get There On Time – Dawson, Maddy, Mikka
The DJ – Gunnar
The Storytime Friend (always has something wild to tell) – Mikka
The One Who Always Leaves Early – Isaiah
The Fashionista – Mikka and Kinley
The Hoodie Thief – ChatGPT, what?
The One With the Car – Tymon
The Daredevil (says “trust me” right before disaster) – Dawson
The Photo Historian (saves every pic) – Emma
Drama Roles
The Matchmaker – Dawson
The Relationship Guru (single, ironically) – Nobody, we’re terrible at that stuff
The Secret Keeper – Kinley
The Oversharer – Mikka or me
The Fresh Take – Ellie
The Mediator – Kinley
The Loud One – Mikka and me
The “I Told You So” Friend – Dawson or Kinley
The Gossip Girl – Hopefully nobody I know.
The Friend Who Disappears Once They Get a Crush – Nobody, thank goodness
Funny Archetypes
The Human Google – Me…
The Conspiracy Theorist – Probably Luke, idk
The Walking Jukebox – ME!
The Grandpa/Grandma (always tired) – The guys who don’t sleep
The Fitness Freak – Dawson
The Gamer – The guys
The Theater Kid Energy – Me
The Accidental Comedian – Luke
The Sarcastic One – Luca
The Pun Addict – Me
Everyday Quirks
The Loud Laugher – Yours truly
The Reliable One – Isaiah
The Bad Texter (takes 3–5 business days) – Maddy, sometimes
The Good Texter (instant replies) – Luca, but he’s objectively a terrible texter…
The Snack Moocher (always eats your fries) – Definitely me.
The One Who Eats Everything Off Your Plate – Is this not the same question?
The Coffee Addict – Kinley
The Water Bottle Collector – Dawson collects Prime?
The Messy One – All the guys
The Neat Freak – All the girls
Adventure Roles
The Runner – Luke
The Driver – Emma
The “Let’s Just Wing It” Person – Luca
The One Who Gets Lost – Kinley
The Organizer – Me
The Playlist Curator – Gunnar
The Photographer – Emma
The Daredevil – Dawson
The Complainer – Luca
The Storyteller – Mikka
Emotional Dynamics
The Overdramatic One – Me
The Stoic – Noah
The Hugger – Mikka
The Awkward Hugger – Noah. Bro, why can’t you give a decent hug?
The Motivational Speaker – Kinley, pep talk master
The Heartthrob – Dawson
The Romantic – Mikka
The Realist – Noah
The Hopeful Dreamer – Mikka
The “Chill Until They’re Not” Friend – Kinley
Absolute Chaos
The Confused One – Me
The One Who Laughs at the Wrong Time (and snorts) – Me. It’s unfortunate.
The Walking Disaster – Me
The Green Flag Unicorn – Mikka
The Overexplainer – Me
The One With Weird Talents – Luke
The Always Injured Friend – Kinley?
The “Accidentally Goes Viral” Friend – Maddy?
The “Why Are You Like This” Friend – Luca
The Main Character – Forever and always Mikka