Blog posts from my first year in middle school!
Verse 1: I’m in the kitchen, feeling so fly Making pies, oh my, oh my Got my rolling pin, got my dough And the first 20 digits of pi, here we go Chorus: 3.14159265358979323 I love pie, and that’s no lie 3.14159265358979323 I’ll eat it all, until I die Verse 2: Pumpkin, apple, cherry too…
You know by now I’m sorta obsessed with laughing at AI-generated stuff, so for you, the day after the time change: Your friend, Blueberry
So I woke up this morning like it was a normal day… Whoops, it’s a time change. I missed Bible study and I need to get to Church!!! I guess I can’t go to the Coffee shop now… Hope the change was easier for you! Your friend, Blueberry
My phone works. False alarm. Yaaaay! What happened? I have no clue. My dad says he needed to update it. I don’t know how to update a dead phone, but apparently, it works. Your friend, Blueberry
My phone is really weird right now. First off, it’s dead because I am a super-duper responsible kid. Second, it has a flashing screen message that says it’s waterlogged. My phone has never touched water. I’m honestly really confused and I don’t know what to do… Advice? Your friend, Blueberry
My friend Alaska and her family arranged a peace feast in a church in our town. There was a ton of delicious food and believers from all around the world. It was a magical sense of community and family. Most people couldn’t speak each other’s languages, but they hugged each other and talked to each…
First off, y’all, I just wanted to let you know that I’m going on a field trip with my science class, the first of the year. We are going to a museum. Anyways, Monday: School, Dance Tuesday: School, Dance, Pilates Wednesday: School, Dance, Youth Group Thursday: School, Dance, Pilates Friday: School, Rock Climbing Saturday: Pilates,…
When I was little, I invented a stuffed animal land. ChatGPT helped me out: SUS (Stuffytown, United States) is a magical city where stuffed animals of all shapes and sizes come to life. It’s a place where teddy bears roam the streets, bunnies hop through gardens, and cats lounge in the sun. The city is…
Today I went sledding with a church friend and I hit a small, sharp stump. I accidentally broke their sled, and now my knee is swollen. But, hey. It was fun. I would totally do that again! Kidding. Next time, THINK ABOUT WHY THERE IS A CLUMP of snow! It may be a stump. Stay…
I’m off to a sleepover! There may not be a blog post tomorrow, but I’ll try! Your friend, Blueberry
