10 Reasons: I’m Weird
Embrace your weirdness y’all. It’s a real issue today, with people trying to be like other people. If it makes you feel better, here are 10 of the reasons I’m weird. I understand this may be a lot, but If you want to feel better about your self, READ ON!
1. My friends and I have a weird language where we end every sentence with yo, and some words are replaced with others. Comment below for some examples.
2. I sing about everything, including laundry, random ads on the radio etc.
3. I’m afraid of measuring tapes. I don’t have an explanation.
4. I give other people’s dogs nicknames for example, Salvador = Dorkolini.
5. I often confuse myself with life issues, such as, “Why am I trying to put my backpack in a trash can?”
6. I always need an audience. “Hey mom, watch me brush my teeth! Isn’t that cool?”
7. I kick myself in the elbow and flap my hands around.
8. I pause, and forget what I’m trying to do while I’m reading a 500 page book.
9. I once thought when I grew up I could become a dog, so I wore a Scooby-doo suit and didn’t talk for 24 hours.
10. When I’m hungry, I lose my appetite until I eat, then I become hungry.
Your friend,
Blueberry
